i spent too much time on this
this is featured in the film tag
Relatedly, octopus plays the big trumpet.
wise, wise words spoken at TML rehearsal (via nyneofuturists)
I wrote a play called “Schrodinger’s Boner” for the New York Neo-Futurists, and it’ll be in the show this weekend, and now I must live forever with the consequences
You’ll bring honor to us all.
Epic moment during Beyonce performance at VMAs 2014.
Oh wait, never gonna procreate because no child will ever surpass this.
oh my godddddd
SQUEAKY LIL BAB
Selphie is sleeping next to me on the couch and when it squeaked the first time her head popped up with a look of “you did not bring another dog into this house”.
255x1 with straps (apologies to those who saw this on FB already, I’m reposting here for video hosting/additional attention whoring purposes)
Alan Tudyk on never playing the same role twice—except that one time, The AV Club (via wackd)
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.