Banana Lunch


Relatedly, octopus plays the big trumpet.


"Sometimes you just gotta write dick jokes…"

wise, wise words spoken at TML rehearsal (via nyneofuturists)

I wrote a play called “Schrodinger’s Boner” for the New York Neo-Futurists, and it’ll be in the show this weekend, and now I must live forever with the consequences

(via skullsjawsteethclaws)

You’ll bring honor to us all.


kikerowling:

Epic moment during Beyonce performance at VMAs 2014.

Oh wait, never gonna procreate because no child will ever surpass this.


phonographzerohash:

bigbigtruck:

mermaidsdream:

My morning.

oh my godddddd

SQUEAKY LIL BAB

Selphie is sleeping next to me on the couch and when it squeaked the first time her head popped up with a look of “you did not bring another dog into this house”.


dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.


255x1 with straps (apologies to those who saw this on FB already, I’m reposting here for video hosting/additional attention whoring purposes)


"Sadly, a leaf on the wind—I just thought about this the other day—a leaf on the wind is dead. A leaf, if it’s not on the tree…"


brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(Source: brittany-32194)


(Source: urbancatfitters)


unimpressedcats:

so much room for activiti… oh shit

(Source: effington)


sanityturnstovanity:

ladyhistory:

The captioned adventures of Ben Franklin.

I’m crying wtf



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