Banana Lunch

So, on the face of it, this product is just your normal lady product.  It is pink, the packaging has flowers, etc.

However, I am convinced that Dr. Scholls knows that there are ladies out there who are fascinated by gross things for several reasons.

1. At a basic level, this is a “cheese grater for your feet.” (phrasing courtesy of Dave)
2. On the back, there is a picture of how you clean it out that actually shows a cartoon lady dumping accumulated skin shavings into a trash can.
3. Not only did they make the part that collects your skin shavings (!!!) translucent, the packaging points it out as a design benefit.  It’s like, “Hey, I know you’re fascinated by the gross dead skin you are scraping off your feet.  Why don’t you take a look at it?”

To top it all off, this shit actually works.  Sorry off-brand Pharmaprix pumice stone, we are no longer friends.

averagefuture:

robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay

In no particular order and with the disclaimer that these things do not exist on the same levels:

• Maurice Sendak died.  All I want is the emotional stability to listen to his Fresh Air interview, but I don’t think that will be a possibility until after finals.
• A lot of North Carolinians (at the very least, 58% of those who voted today) are giant shitheads.
• The fact that this asshole has such a prominent soapbox from which to pontificate.
• Finals, generally.
• Ethics, more specifically.  In particular, the fact that very little of it has to do with traditional notions of ethical behavior.

The above list shall not be construed to deny the existence of any other craptastic phenomena that may also be occurring at this particular moment.

whatshouldwecallme:

1L year:

2L year:

3L year: 

It’s even better because Mulan was definitely my jam while studying last year.

Can’t wait to get to the third.